Hunt a Human for a Mere $10,000

http://huntme4sport.com/

"I seek hearty gents who fancy themselves sportsmen and bored of the usual game. I am a new breed of prey with thick pelt and smooth hide. I’m faster than a wild turkey, smart as any GODDAMN wild boar and willing to make the ultimate sacrifice for the monetary health of my family.

If I am trapped and killed you stand to earn the RESPECT of your fellow hunters, a PRIZE HUMAN MOUNT for your wall and ALL INCOME from any organ harvest. For this I ask the reasonable sum of $10,000 US DOLLARS per hunter/per round.

I will be armed only with my wits and the clothes on my back (naked is + $2,000 US/ per hunter per round).

A round is a days (24 hrs) hunt. Now, IF a hunter falls in one of his OWN booby traps or fires at another hunter they are IMMEDIATELY DISQUALIFIED and I WIN the $$.

I will not attempt self-defense. I will only seek to evade capture. In the event of my demise ALL payment will default to my family.

Property is remote & secure. ATV friendly, smokehouse and grill ON SITE.

Contact me at huntme4sport@gmail.com"

Missouri vs. NYC

Lee, Charlie, and Tim D. play three dudes from NYC at the 9th Midwests. This video is full of highlights. I've time-stamped some of my favorite moments:

At 7:52, I yell to Charlie that Tim is alone in the high tides. Charlie hears me and sends a perfect pass to Tim. Tim buries a perfectly placed shot. (1-0 good guys)

At 9:52, Zach give Lee a stiff check, and Lee turns around and says, "You know that's coming back to you...I guarantee it." The Legend of Lee grows.

At 14:08, I guide verbally guide Charlie through the defense and instruct him to shoot. He obeys my commands and is rewarded with a goal. (2-1 good guys)

At 15:08, Zach is dribbling the ball up the rink. Lee catches up to him and says, "Here it comes." Zach flinches.

At 16:32, I shower the NYC team with a shout of "Stay in your region" as they leave the rink in defeat.

Watch and enjoy!

HCSC 2011 Session 1 Recap from High Cascade Snowboard Camp on Vimeo.

SCREAMING EAGLE!

A customer just dropped his bike off at the shop.

Attached to his bar ends with black electrical tape was this majestic Eagle.

Obviously, we need to meet and befriend this individual.